NaPoWriMo Day 9

What The Mules Do In Vegas

I found a cheap ticket to Vegas.
Didn't even pack a bag, just left
straight from work where I'd been
tearing it up on-line. I checked into
the hotel that pretends to be Paris—
it's so real that The Mules were
confused and started hee-hawing
in their perfect dialect. We played
some poker, had tons of free drinks,
even came out on top. We rode the
Moulin Rouge rollercoaster like
five times. It was so much fun. And
you wouldn't believe what happened
back at the room, but I promised
The Mules I wouldn't tell a soul.