NaPoWriMo Day 5

The Mules Are Hung Like Mules

I bought a disco ball at the shop
next door that's perfect for my porno.
Once I figure out how to install it,
I'm going to put an ad in the paper
that reads: I want to fall in love
with you on film. I'm optimistic--
The Mules are in front of the mirror
practicing their money shot.