NaPoWriMo Day 19

The Mules Know Less is More

I was having a nervous breakdown
about how I feel absolutely out of
control regarding just about every
aspect of my life. I called some
psychic hotline and blew a hundred
bucks getting my star chart read.
Which didn't help at all and ended up
making me feel even worse about
my financial situation. I'm now selling
my flatware on eBay. It's bad. I
blathered to the The Mules about it
until like 2am going on and on about
the war on terror and how many bad
choices I make, how I really need to
prioritize. I looked over and they were
working on a substantial puddle of drool.