NaPoWriMo Day 18

The Mules Prove Capitalism is Research-Based

I picked up a copy of Psychology Today
at the supermarket. The headline read:
EROTIC LOGIC. I doubt I would have
grabbed it otherwise. Turns out my brain
is pre-programmed to think women are
more into me than they actually are.
And that somehow this blurred reality
is a survival skill. Who knew. The Mules
made a collage while I took a nap, mixed
the text from the magazine with pics from my
Victoria's Secret catalog. They should win
the Nobel Prize.