The Steinach Operation

A place of semi-natural vigor.

10.11.2007

Christopher Columbus vs. Christopher Tonelli






He didn't make it to India. I eventually made it to New Hampshire, but not before this happened.




He drove three boats with names like Nina, Pinta, and Santa Marie. I drove this sweet canoe named Old Towne or something like that.






I bet he didn't get to drive this while his wrecked boat was in the junkyard ('73 Dodge Charger, btw).








And my guess is he used, like, a map...complete with serpenty sea monsters. I used this.










And he prolly wore tights and a shirt with a big ruffled collar. Not me.







WINNER: Christopher Tonelli

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